i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
Maybe leave it a day or two then, if it’ll make you feel better. Remember that he might be just as eager to talk to you too.
If you enjoy talking to him then I’d say go for it again! The more you get to know him, the less likely the conversation is to die ^__^
I’m feeling splendid. What can I help you with?
when ur parents go out food shopping
I must have reblogged this like ten times by now
you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm
WHAT THE FUCK
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.