the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Carrie Hope Fletcher is queen.
And from what you can see in this gifset she’s not even close to being “fat”
I FLUCKIBG LOVE CARRIE AKA ITSWAYPASTMYBEDTIME !
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated
oh my god
people are so nICE ABOUT THIS
things have taken a dramatic turn
dammit my cover is blown
PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
so every assignment
and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women
this makes me sick
my all time favorite tumblr post
I JUST CHOKED IFGNFDKJSLHGJHDLJKSJAFKLDSHAFKLJXHAKFDSA
why did the scarecrow get a promotion
because he was outstanding in his field