turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police




ahrned:

is that pitbull

ahrned:

is that pitbull


Anonymous asked: "Thanks for the advice you're awesome!!!"

Any time, my dear!


baron-von-daniel:

he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.

baron-von-daniel:

he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.


Anonymous asked: "I don't want to sound desperate though :s"

Maybe leave it a day or two then, if it’ll make you feel better. Remember that he might be just as eager to talk to you too.


Anonymous asked: "Weeeelll last week end I met this guy and he seemed quite nice and then I texted him for a bit but the conversation died so I tried again and same thing happened. So I don't know if I should try again as I probably sounded a bit weird as well."

If you enjoy talking to him then I’d say go for it again! The more you get to know him, the less likely the conversation is to die ^__^


Anonymous asked: "Heeey how are you? I was wondering if you could help me out ^.^"

I’m feeling splendid. What can I help you with?


hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image


resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now


volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK


thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.